TOM GATES: EXCELLENT EXCUSES (AND OTHER GOOD STUFF)

This takes the form of Tom's battered homework diary - crammed with his doodles and stories. "No school for two whole weeks ! (Yeah ! ) I can forget ALL about lessons (and irritating things like Marcus Meldrew). And concentrate on good stuff like : Inventing new ways to annoy my sister Delia. (So many). Band practice for DOGZOMBIES (with my mate Derek). Watching TV and eating caramel wafers. Eating caramel wafers and watching...